Cheer Up: It's Raining!

On this wonderfully dreary day when we are finally seeing a few drops of rain, I thought I would attempt to cheer people up. So I decided to go back through some of my favorite sayings and share some of them with you. I hope you like them.

• Eat American Lamb. Ten million coyotes can't be wrong.
• Procrastination: Hardwork pays off after time, but laziness pays off right now!
• Demotivation: Sometimes the best solution to morale problems is just to fire all of the unhappy people.
• Elitism: It's lonely at the top, but it's comforting to look down on everyone at the bottom.
• Cluelessness: There are no stupid questions, but there are a lot of inquisitive idiots.
• Despair: It's always darkest just before it goes pitch black.

Okay, so they aren't really my favorite sayings, and they don't represent how I really feel, but they did make me laugh. And I hope they made you laugh, too.