Tuesday, October 7, 2008

Cheer Up: It's Raining!

On this wonderfully dreary day when we are finally seeing a few drops of rain, I thought I would attempt to cheer people up. So I decided to go back through some of my favorite sayings and share some of them with you. I hope you like them.
  • Eat American Lamb. Ten million coyotes can't be wrong.
  • Procrastination: Hardwork pays off after time, but laziness pays off right now!
  • Demotivation: Sometimes the best solution to morale problems is just to fire all of the unhappy people.
  • Elitism: It's lonely at the top, but it's comforting to look down on everyone at the bottom.
  • Cluelessness: There are no stupid questions, but there are a lot of inquisitive idiots.
  • Despair: It's always darkest just before it goes pitch black.

Okay, so they aren't really my favorite sayings, and they don't represent how I really feel, but they did make me laugh. And I hope they made you laugh, too.

2 comments:

Unknown said...

I like this one: It's amazing how much easier it is for a team to work together when no one has any idea where they're going.

Anonymous said...

12-7-08 I just want you to know that I miss your blogs. I also know that you have been swamped with lots of other thing these last few months. We really do appreciate you and Sonya. June